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lifes2short-imnot:

mech-tech:

reblogthings:

that is a sad number of reblogs

and how kids have no idea what that picture next to the save option on Word is. 

ravennightshade: onlytruthmatters: click through them. Casual...

ravennightshade:

onlytruthmatters:

click through them.

Casual reminder that Malcolm in the Middle was and is a brilliant fucking show. 

captured-ghosts: How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically...

captured-ghosts:

How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion! 

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catbountry: mackinonmacncheese: every fandom needs a photoset...

catbountry:

mackinonmacncheese:

every fandom needs a photoset like this… even bee shrek test in the house

I would say especially Bee Shrek Test in the House.

fitandhealthyforlifee: friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon: Two MSU...

fitandhealthyforlifee:

friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon:

Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one other woman holding up this banner during Midnight Madness. Two other brave souls had a banner on the other side for a while before some jerk started playing tug or war with them over it. This was taken before we got booed at by 10,000 people and police escorted from the stadium. 

How screwed up are people to boo at this? 

OH MY GOD I CLICKED THE LIKE AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT OF HER EYE...

OH MY GOD I CLICKED THE LIKE AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT OF HER EYE SO IT WAS LIKE WHEN SHE SAW IT SHE HAD A HEART FOR AN EYE OMG

alittleworldofimagination: jabigailians: YOU GUYS Remember how Ten's last words were "I don't want...

alittleworldofimagination:

jabigailians:

YOU GUYS

Remember how Ten's last words were "I don't want to go," while his catchphrase was "Allons-y," French for "Let's go!

YOU GUYS

geronimo

Interjection

geronimo

1. A cry before jumping out of or into something 

ELEVEN'S GONNA JUMP TO HIS DEATH

IF MOFFAT MAKES ANOTHER CHARACTER JUMP TO THEIR DEATH I WILL RIP THE WORLD APART DO YOU HEAR ME

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clupster: ATTN Billy

clupster:

ATTN Billy

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sweptawaytosea: aradiamara: sweptawaytosea: I just finished Madoka Magica. I've never felt more...

sweptawaytosea:

aradiamara:

sweptawaytosea:

I just finished Madoka Magica. I've never felt more conflicted after finishing an anime than right now. I didn't cry while watching the last episode but the more and more I think about it I realize that I'm going to start bawling soon.

YOU DIDNT CRY WHEN HOMURA WAS TALKING TO MADOKA'S WOULD-BE-MOM??????????

that's  actually what made me cry like 10 MINUTES LATER. I think I was too in shock to feel any emotion while watching the episode

“I would make my daughter wear those ribbons. If I had a daughter.” U HAD NO IDEA. (now we needa watch da movies [and the 3rd one especially since its a sequel])

aradial: talkin to ur crush irl talkin to ur crush online

aradial:

talkin to ur crush irl

talkin to ur crush online

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: eleven better fuckin go visit...

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

eleven better fuckin go visit craig and stormy before he regenerates

sweptawaytosea: I just finished Madoka Magica. I've never felt more conflicted after finishing an...

sweptawaytosea:

I just finished Madoka Magica. I've never felt more conflicted after finishing an anime than right now. I didn't cry while watching the last episode but the more and more I think about it I realize that I'm going to start bawling soon.

YOU DIDNT CRY WHEN HOMURA WAS TALKING TO MADOKA’S WOULD-BE-MOM??????????

kubbypan: karkatquest: ohbabyitsnatalie: How to read people's...

kubbypan:

karkatquest:

ohbabyitsnatalie:

How to read people's minds.

Watch Those Pupils
A persons pupils get bigger when they are aroused, interested and/or receptive. If you look into his or her eyes and see those pupils growing large - it's looking good for you. Basically big pupils (unless it's just dark) mean a person likes what they see.

Try this experiment, and you'll understand how immediate this effect can be. Go right now and look in the mirror at your own eyes. As you look at them, imagine a sexy man or woman you are attracted to - in whatever way would turn you on. You'll see that your pupils get bigger in just seconds. Actually, if you love to fish, they may get big just thinking about a lake you love. Anything you like to look at can make your pupils bigger.

Now, there are two ways to use this.

1. Mind Reading
For the mind reading part, you can now watch for changing of pupil size to know if someone is interested in you or what you have to say. And yes, shrinking pupils generally do mean the person is not interested. Just be careful to note if light in the persons eyes is causing the shrinking pupils.

In addition to judging the general level of interest and/or receptivity to you, you can use pupil size to go a little
deeper into a person's mind. For example, during the course of a conversation, you can describe various scenes or delve into different topics, while watching the persons pupils. If their pupils shrank at the mention of skiing, and got huge when you described a beach you like, you can be fairly certain they would like the Bahamas over a ski resort.

The great thing about this little trick is that you can easily test it and refine your technique. Start with a friend whose interests you know already, and watch their pupils as you describe various places or even ideas. See if getting them to visualize, by saying something "Remember how that car of yours looked," gets a bigger pupil response.

2. Influencing
If you haven't yet experimented with your own pupils, by watching them in the mirror, go try it now. You'll find that you can quickly train yourself to change your pupil size at will. Just find a mental image or two that gets them really big, and use these as necessary. Look at a light briefly when you want to shrink your pupils back down. Now, how do you use this?

We all use little clues like pupil size as we interact with people. We are affected by people's expressions and body language even when we haven't yet learned to identify it. In other words - the person in front of you will unconsciously pick upon your enlarging pupils. They will unconsciously take this to mean that you like them,
and for many people, this will make them like you more.

Listen. This is the easiest and most effective way to read minds. Just pay attention, ask a few questions and listen to what they say about themselves.

Watch the Posture. Leaning towards indicates that the person is interested and receptive.

Watch For Hair Play. When women play with their hair while talking to you, it is almost always a sign of receptivity.

Watch the Mouth. A slightly open mouth is a sign of curiosity and interest.

Watch the Head. A tilting head, especially if it comes with a smile and eye contact, is a sign that the person likes you.

Watch the Eyes 
Here is what people's minds are doing when they are thinking or asked to remember something. This is true for most right handed people (reverse all this for left-handed people): As you face them, and their eyes go:
Up and to the right - they are remembering a visual image.
Up and to the left - They are constructing a visual image.
To the right - They are remembering sounds or conversation.
To the left - The are constructing sounds or conversations.
Down and to the right - They are in an internal dialog.
Down and to the left - They are accessing kinesthetic feelings, tastes and smells.

How to influence the opposite sex:
Use Mirroring and Matching. Match the speed of your speech to that of the person you're talking to. Sit like he or she is sitting. Use the words they use. This is a fast way to build rapport. Once there is a "bond" built, you can start to lead the conversation and actions where you want them to go.

Compliment Her or Him. Discover what the person is proud of first, then find a genuine way to compliment them in that area.

Listen. Always show a genuine interest in what the person is saying. Ask appropriate questions, so the person knows you're paying attention. Use their interests to lead into a direction you want to go.

Make Good First Impressions. Men usually form a quick visual impression in less than 20 seconds, and then make another judgment based on appearance and personality within a couple minutes. Women usually place less immediate emphasis on appearance, and form an "intuitive" first impression in a couple minutes. The lesson? Work fast.

By Steve Gillman. Excerpt from "A Book of Secrets"

Oh my god, I honestly didn't think this was going to work but it did and I am in awe right now. This is amazing. 

this would be really cool if my eyes weren't as fucking black as the night sky

hyrule-symphony: This person on youtube, ZennsWorld, layered...

hyrule-symphony:

This person on youtube, ZennsWorld, layered two different octaves of Ballad of the Goddess on top of each other.

The audio is a bit fuzzy because of the editing, but… it sounds gorgeous. 

ONLY JUST NOW DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL...

ONLY JUST NOW

DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES

WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.